6:00. The weird ways Connecticut counts its turkeys.
6:20. The top ten things that can ruin you Fourth of July party with Andre. (203) 882-9757
7:20. Dumb Ass News. A man rescued after his deodorant got lost in his rectum
7:30. How to put together a massive fireworks display. Andy from American Fireworks on phone.
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8:00. This guy tried to be viral and funny while on vacation and now he’s dead. But he is viral.
8:20. An article on Buzzfeed we think can be hysterical with you calling in. Masculine men-call in girly thing you do. (203) 882-9757
9:00. The Connecticut State Comptroller Sean Scanlon weighs in on the coolest boy band from the 80s.
9:20. Dumb Ass News. A guy came home to his neighbor wearing his clothes.