Dumbass News: Monday, September 11th

MMA Fighter Filmed Chasing Down Car Thieves In Philadelphia Who Speed Away With Him Hanging Out Window

Country singer Zach Bryan interfered with traffic stop, said ‘I’ll go to jail’ — So the officer took him up on it

Floriduh Woman Arrested for Leaving Kids in Hot Car Asked Cops to Crank Up A/C in Squad Car

Watch the unbelievable moment a woman attempts to BITE through an anti-theft cable in a bizarre bid to steal an iPhone 14 Plus

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