Dumbass News: Friday July 19th

Dumbass News: Friday July 19th

Spirit Airlines gate agent has meltdown on passengers waiting for delayed flight: ‘Everyone’s gonna shut up!’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday July 18th

Dumbass News: Thursday July 18th

South Carolina Man Dies After Putting Firework on His Head to ‘Show Off,’ Says His Wife Florida man waits 5 hours in Walgreens restroom before going on after-hours junk food raid Florida Man Robs Bank in Flip Flops, Hides Cash in Maserati Chicken sandwich causes car to flip in Vancouver Man Falls Asleep on Swim…

Dumbass News: Wednesday July 17th

Dumbass News: Wednesday July 17th

Cleveland woman who passed school bus displays ‘idiot’ sign Post-surgery patient’s colon falls out of his body following a ‘forceful’ sneeze 71-year-old woman shot, killed man because he ‘did not clean up after himself,’ police say CrimeIn Key West, Let Hair Down, Not Your Pants Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday July 16th

Dumbass News: Tuesday July 16th

HOME RUN DERBY Ingrid Andress Roasted … FOR TERRIBLY BAD NATIONAL ANTHEM Pet hamsters found in Ohio man’s pants Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday July 15th

Dumbass News: Monday July 15th

Woman Calls Out Sick to Catch a Flight — Then Runs Into Her Boss on the Plane Woman reportedly stole from same Long Beach store 30 times Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday July 3rd

Dumbass News: Wednesday July 3rd

Woman hospitalized after first date ends with NSFW accident in the bedroom Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday July 1st

Dumbass News: Monday July 1st

HOA board member caught on video pooping on neighbor’s house Florida man arrested after shooting, destroying Walmart delivery drone Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday June 25th

Dumbass News: Tuesday June 25th

MMA Fighter’s Girlfriend Rejects His Marriage Proposal After Loss Ohio attorney who lost license over Pringles feces ‘prank’ can practice law again 8-year-old found driving car in downtown St. Louis while mom slept in backseat Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday June 24th

Dumbass News: Monday June 24th

‘Eggplant deformity’: Man suffers shocking fractured penis from rolling while sleeping Dueling porch pirates fight to steal ‘very expensive’ package seconds after driver drops it off Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday June 21st

Dumbass News: Friday June 21st

Florida man buys mask at gas station to burglarize bank across the street Video shows suspected arsonist experience instant karma while reportedly trying to torch ex-girlfriend’s house Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here