Dumbass News: Thursday, February 29th

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 29th

Naked brawler fends off spiked club attack on LA beach as stunned bystanders film duel Police: Man showed gun to Schnucks employee after being told he had too many items for checkout lane marked 10 items or less Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 28th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 28th

Hundreds Gather At Candlelight Vigil for Last Hooters in West Virginia America’s new favorite sport? Footage of football being played on ICE that was broadcast in Germany before the Super Bowl goes viral: ‘I am addicted to this’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 27th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 27th

Australia Doctors Remove Batteries From Man’s Penis After He Shoved Them In For “Sexual Gratification” Florida man has 150 live bugs removed from his nose — and he didn’t even know they were there Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, February 26th

Dumbass News: Monday, February 26th

Florida Man Games rewards fans of pork butts, booze and mullets Mississippi cop fired after being accused of stealing shoes at Dick’s Woman Hurls Christmas Tree, Loses $825K Injury Claim Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, February 23rd

Dumbass News: Friday, February 23rd

Willow Springs man staged farm accident, paid someone to cut off his feet, authorities say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 22nd

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 22nd

Man Mauled To Death After Climbing Into Lion’s Den For A Selfie Couple hold wedding in Kentucky gas station’s ‘disco bathroom’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 21st

Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 21st

‘I couldn’t help but laugh’: College baseball player hit by pitch 8 times in 9 plate appearances Kilt-wearing pervert is arrested after going into antique stores and shoving items up his rectum before placing them ‘back on the shelf for display’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, February 16th

Dumbass News: Friday, February 16th

Cookie Monster-clad duo arrested for robbing a Cape Coral Lowe’s Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 15th

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 15th

Embattled Penn State professor engaged in lewd acts with tree branch and Tootsie Pop in public park: Police Florida woman discovers she has lung cancer after being gored by a bull Florida deputy fires weapon after mistaking sound of acorn hitting patrol car for gunshot Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 14th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 14th

Methodist church pastor accused of dealing crystal meth out of parsonage Man pulls out knife, clerk pulls out bigger knife in attempted robbery in Tacoma Super Bowl 58 streaker explains why he did it: ‘I was trying to run as I fast I can’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here