Dumbass News: Wednesday May 8th

Dumbass News: Wednesday May 8th

Cops: Handcuffed Man, 73, Hit Officer With “Forcibly” Thrown Cheeseburger Florida man who goes by ‘Pee Wee’ accused of exposing self to shoppers at Target, Walmart, Burlington stores Woman warns thief who stole “haunted” dolls from her garage sale A shooting over pizza delivery mix-up? Small mistakes keep proving to be dangerous in USA Think…

Dumbass News: Thursday May 2nd

Dumbass News: Thursday May 2nd

‘Cheeseball Man’ draws massive NYC crowd to watch him eat entire jumbo jar: ‘The hero we needed’ DoorDash driver ‘penalized’ for refusing delivery to nudist customer who planned on ‘exposing’ himself Hangry bear gobbles up ducklings at the zoo in front of horrified children: ‘That was not nice’ Think you have a dumb enough story?…

Dumbass News: Wednesday May 1st

Dumbass News: Wednesday May 1st

Florida man throws pasta at driver during road rage incident Dad Attacked By A Raccoon While Holding His Toddler Goes Viral After Doorbell Camera Reveals Comedy Of Errors Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday April 30th

Dumbass News: Tuesday April 30th

Terrifying moment motorized paraglider traveling at 50mph flips over and smashes into the Texas desert Couple discovers they accidentally shipped their cat to an Amazon facility Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday April 29th

Dumbass News: Monday April 29th

Woodpecker spotted continuously ringing doorbell “Hot dogs saved my life” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday April 25th

Dumbass News: Thursday April 25th

Tourist Mauled After Rolling Down Window to Take Selfie with Bear I have a foot-long penis — it’s so monstrous, I was barred from yoga Loud cicadas cause of swarm of 911 calls about mysterious ‘siren’ noise in South Carolina: ‘Sounds of nature’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday April 24th

Dumbass News: Wednesday April 24th

Kid Wins European Seagull Screeching Contest With A Performance For The Ages Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday April 23rd

Dumbass News: Tuesday April 23rd

Young Man’s Cliff Jumping Strategy Goes Horribly Wrong With Accidental Clash Against Unsuspecting Surfer Boat Armed felon could get 7 years in prison after tirade at Brooklyn Dunkin’ Donuts Woman Busted For Seeking Threesome Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday April 22nd

Dumbass News: Monday April 22nd

Florida man cracks open beer as police move in on him because he wants to ‘drink it while it’s cold’ Students say Stanley cup used in attack at Pennsylvania middle school; teen charged Students allegedly told to perform murder in puppet show; Texas school district investigating Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, April 19th

Dumbass News: Friday, April 19th

Tim Hortons customers disappointed after email stating they won boat sent in error 10-year-old boy rescued after getting stuck in chimney of Mass. home Tennessee man tried to rob gas station with 5-foot-long snake after 2 failed attempts: cops Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here