Woodpecker spotted continuously ringing doorbell “Hot dogs saved my life” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday April 25th
Tourist Mauled After Rolling Down Window to Take Selfie with Bear I have a foot-long penis — it’s so monstrous, I was barred from yoga Loud cicadas cause of swarm of 911 calls about mysterious ‘siren’ noise in South Carolina: ‘Sounds of nature’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday April 24th
Kid Wins European Seagull Screeching Contest With A Performance For The Ages Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday April 23rd
Young Man’s Cliff Jumping Strategy Goes Horribly Wrong With Accidental Clash Against Unsuspecting Surfer Boat Armed felon could get 7 years in prison after tirade at Brooklyn Dunkin’ Donuts Woman Busted For Seeking Threesome Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday April 22nd
Florida man cracks open beer as police move in on him because he wants to ‘drink it while it’s cold’ Students say Stanley cup used in attack at Pennsylvania middle school; teen charged Students allegedly told to perform murder in puppet show; Texas school district investigating Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, April 19th
Tim Hortons customers disappointed after email stating they won boat sent in error 10-year-old boy rescued after getting stuck in chimney of Mass. home Tennessee man tried to rob gas station with 5-foot-long snake after 2 failed attempts: cops Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, April 18th
Brazilian woman brazenly wheels elderly man’s corpse into bank to co-sign a loan for her: ‘Uncle, are you listening?’ Overland Man Stole $1,500 of Vibrators, Police Say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 17th
Law student pays $1.7K to cover X-rated tattoo inked by drunken friend — it looked like a ‘hairy penis’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, April 15th
Bakery asks customers to check cookies for lost diamond. Alabama man fatally struck roommate with metal pipe in argument over a Pop-Tart Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 11th
How a Valley man came up with a hands-free popcorn bucket What Happened When A Guy In A Car Chase Tried To Pull A ‘Thelma & Louise?’ Flight diverted after dog poops on board: ‘Smell never quite went away’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here